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Peter Marshall: "Eddie Fisher recently said, 'I am sorry. I am sorry for them both.' Who was he referring to?" Paul Lynde: "His fans." Marshall: "According to Tony Randall, 'Every woman I've been inti... View MorePeter Marshall: "Eddie Fisher recently said, 'I am sorry. I am sorry for them both.' Who was he referring to?" Paul Lynde: "His fans." Marshall: "According to Tony Randall, 'Every woman I've been intimate with in my life has been...' what?" Lynde: "Bitterly disappointed." Marshall: "Paul, how many fingers in the girl scout salute?" Lynde: "Gee, I don't remember. The last time I saw it was when I didn't buy their cookies." Marshall: "Paul, does Ann Landers think there is anything wrong with you if you do your housework in the nude?" Lynde: "No, but I have to be terribly careful when I do my ironing." Marshall: "Paul, any good sailor knows that when a man falls off a ship you yell 'Man overboard!' What should you shout if a woman falls overboard?" Lynde: "Full speed ahead!" Marshall: "What are 'dual-purpose cattle' good for that other cattle aren't?" Lynde: "They give milk... and cookies, but I don't recommend the cookies." Marshall: "Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?" Lynde: "Because chiffon wrinkles too easily." Marshall: "According to the IRS, out of every 10 Americans audited, how many end up paying more taxes?" Lynde: "11." Marshall: "What's the one thing you should never do in bed?" Lynde: "Point and laugh!" Marshall: "In 'The Wizard Of Oz', the Tin Man wanted a heart, and the Lion wanted courage. What did the Straw Man want?" Lynde: "He wanted the Tin Man to notice him." Marshall: "In the Shakespearean play 'King Lear,' King Lear had three of them - Goneril, Cordelia, and Regan? Who were they?" Lynde: "King Lear had Goneril?" Marshall: "Paul, everyone knows the first verse: What shall we do with the drunken sailor? / What shall we do with the drunken sailor? / What shall we do with the drunken sailor? / Early in the morning? But what is the first line of the next verse?" Lynde : [singing] "Put him in bed with Elizabeth Taylor / Put him in bed with Elizabeth Taylor / Put him in bed with Elizabeth Taylor / Early in the morning." [audience laughs] "How disgusting... that poor sailor!" Marshall: "True or false, Paul Revere had 16 children?" Lynde: "From ONE midnight ride?" Marshall: "Back in the 1870s, Emile Berliner invented something, and without it, I wouldn't be able to do my job. What was it?" Lynde: "Let's see... toupees? Facelifts? Contact lenses?" Marshall: "Now cut that out!" Lynde: "Makeup? Capped teeth? Loud sports jackets?" Credit Goes To The Respective Owner

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