When it's time for "topping and stocking", 'bout three-four weeks, my son and I drive 18 miles to town, hit two stores, then drive the 18 miles back in around two hours. I can tell when the Little Wom... View MoreWhen it's time for "topping and stocking", 'bout three-four weeks, my son and I drive 18 miles to town, hit two stores, then drive the 18 miles back in around two hours. I can tell when the Little Woman's been "a'coop" too long though, after being married over thirty years. Sometimes it's growling, cantankerousness, or just out of sorts. This past trip, I'd picked up a dozen glazed doughnuts as a special treat. We usually have one apiece during our 3:00 coffee time, and they last four days that way. We keep 'em in the air fryer for safety. Yep. Little woman forgot last night and proceeded to twice bake the remaining six. She saved them in time, but the container was history. I knew she'd been a'coop too long, so I decided to take her on the local produce run to the little "town" a piece from us and the fresh pork farm a skip away. Not too far, and I know the back ways. Beautiful this time of year. Lots of tree farms, and cornfields, very few houses or traffic. I started getting a great idea. I knew of this one tree farm with a great road.
As we approached the turn, my wife gave me "the look", which meant certain death if I made that turn. Her "get it out of your mind" follow up confirmed my immediate assessment of my longevity. When we arrived at the produce stand, there weren't any other men around, but the women were clatchin' so bad I grabbed an apple, showed it to the cashier, and pulled out my pocketknife, which means I forgot my Roebuckers and couldn't bite. Also my liberal identification device, 'cause they start howlin' at the sight of a knife. Little Woman was catching up on everything. I finally cut her out of the pack and headed for our sausage heaven. On the way, she started giggling. Yeah, I had to know. Our 1963 Falcon has front buckets that don't lay down, and she'd pictured us in the back seat when somebody drove up. At our age, we'd probably break something scrambling, and get "stuck" until the paramedics arrived. Unfortunately, we know them all, mainly because of George. As we pulled into the "sausage and egg" yard, we were both in tears. For different reasons, however. So, now I'm holding all the eggs, sausage, and kielbasa, as Little Woman starts clatchin'. Ain't no way to eat raw pork or eggs, so I put them in the car.
After what seemed like hours, I eventually broke her loose, and headed home. Reckon she's gonna have to demonstrate "a-coop" again afore I volunteer to ride her again. Even then, I've gotta be more careful. Maybe I can blame it on gas prices ! Yeah!
For those of you who are wondering, I still do my research and track critical events. I don't talk much about them for several reasons. First, I'm preaching to the choir. Second, they aren't sucking m... View MoreFor those of you who are wondering, I still do my research and track critical events. I don't talk much about them for several reasons. First, I'm preaching to the choir. Second, they aren't sucking me into playing their game. That's nothing but MSM and social media stupidity chortling to the ignorant. I've talked about what's going on now long ago, and folks, you ain't seen nothing yet. By November, it'll be in fever pitch. Not to worry, though. They're under a false impression that they're really in control. Most Americans understand there's no longer a two-party system, only corrupt politicians. Any time something that's unconstitutional gets bipartisanship passage, there's something much bigger in it for them, but less for us. Provided people don't believe in civil disobedience, which would be incorrect. Our history is replete with examples, and their tea is about to get wet. I know there's the Chicken Little's out there wailing, but I also know a bigger truth. The one they don't get.
Even identical twins aren't. They usually wind up dressing different, and thinking different. I've actually known them to be 180* out. No two of us on this planet are the same. What's perfect for one is the bane of another. Fingerprints, DNA, eyeball scans, etc. all prove my point. Being raised in the same area your whole life still doesn't make everybody like the same foods, music, or movies. Yet, somehow, THEY'RE convinced they can mould us into one cookie cutter type like they did our children in public schools. Unfortunately, there were also Catholic schools, private schools, military academies, and home schooled. Whoops. With their decimation of law enforcement, who's going to enforce their laws? Military? Please. They know the difference between a constitutional order and an unconstitutional order. Just because they're not showing you the civil unrest around the world against the global reset doesn't mean it's not happening. On top of that, we're a constitutional REPUBLIC. They apparently didn't study civics 101.
Don't let them ruffle your feathers. Stay clear of their pit of misery. In the meantime, back to humor. It does a body better than fear and darkness.
We were "chillin' out", minding our own business yesterday when frenetic scratching on our front door could be heard. I looked out, and Throckmorton was jumping up and down and pointing. His English i... View MoreWe were "chillin' out", minding our own business yesterday when frenetic scratching on our front door could be heard. I looked out, and Throckmorton was jumping up and down and pointing. His English is kinda broken, but it seems George was in severe distress, shaking all over with cloudy eyes and open mouth. He'd been racing around, acting like a fat squirrel shouldn't in the heat, climbing and jumping from tree to tree until he bounced and went crazy. I bundled him up in a towel, put him on the front seat, and barrelled the 22 miles to the vet. Yeah, the vet knows him, and asked what happened THIS time. I related what I knew, and he went off to see what was happening. About twenty minutes later, I was deep in a magazine article when my world got extremely complicated. Two County Sheriff's deputies stormed through the door, guns drawn, ordering me face down on the floor. I was cuffed, and unceremoniously drug out to the local Doc-in-a-box, where I was blood tested. Then off to jail to be inspected, dejected, finger printed, photographed, poked, prodded, and all other forms of humiliation including the infamous body cavity search by Godzilla himself.
My phone call to my wife went unanswered, so they let me call my attorney. After an eternity, including a mystery meat sangwitch, I found out I was being held on possible drug charges, specifically cocaine. While I was caged, they'd served warrants and searched my property with the Sheriff, DEA, SBI, State Troopers, FBI, ASPCA, and God only knows who else, finding nothing but an empty little zip-loc that contained traces under George's tree, next to his water bowl. After my release, Throckmorton started telling me what he knew. He'd found the baggie out by my mailbox on the side of the road, and brought it to George to put in their water thinking it was sugar. I treat them to that sometimes, but THIS wasn't sugar ! Seems George dumped it all into what little water was left, and drank it all. Hence, the onset of crazy. Berserk ! The vet administered Narcan, and called authorities as required by law. After I called him, he said George was going to be fine, but I needed to put him on a diet after I picked him up today.
I've decided I will, but he's gonna owe me. I told the Sheriff I wouldn't press charges if he'd require at least one deputy learn how to speak squirrel, and give me some Narcan in case the fool tries it again. Meanwhile, we're fixing up everything they tore up in their search. Life in the country does have it's complications. Thank heaven they're far and few between. Going to add up all the bills now so's I know how much that rodent owes me. Put some creme on Godzilla's revenge, too. Keep y'all posted !
After the "squirrel call" episode, the most vivid reminder was the effects of those sharp nails. I knew my paybacks HAD to involve those. Yeah, I know they need them to climb trees and dig for things,... View MoreAfter the "squirrel call" episode, the most vivid reminder was the effects of those sharp nails. I knew my paybacks HAD to involve those. Yeah, I know they need them to climb trees and dig for things, but they can also be a detriment in certain circumstances. I started planning, and executed it yesterday. During my tri-weekly shopping trip, I brought home a range packing box, and three bags of balloons. We waited until the heat of the day, when George and his scurry were napping. We set up the box, and cut the top off it. While my son was making water balloons, I was blowing others up with air. As we progressed, we tossed them gently into the box, mixing them up. We eventually filled the box, with great restraint to keep from laughing. So far, we'd functioned clandestinely ! We then covered the box with a regular bed sheet. The PLAN was to invite George down during cocktail hour and lure him into performing "on stage" for his first live video performance. That rodent's SUCH a ham ! It couldn't fail.
We still had about an hour to go, so we decided to go inside to cool off. Those of you that know about squirrels know they're quite the nosy bunch, and George is one of the biggest. In MANY ways. Anyhow, we were beginning to relax when World War III erupted outside. Literally. Loud bangs, screams, chattering, clacking, and other noises ensued. All the neighborhood squirrels came running, and jumped in to help, only adding gas to the fire. The din got progressively worse, and lasted almost ten minutes. In the meantime, we took our cool applejack outside to watch. Yeah, we were crying we were laughing so hard. By now, the water balloons had soaked the box so a few started breaking out, looking like drowned rats. Eventually, my favorite pachyderm rodent fell out of one side, and looked at me. I thought he'd call a charge, so I picked up my Magic Super Hose Blaster Nozzle and pointed it at him. He knew he'd been had. With tears in my eyes, I poured some in his bowl as a peace offering. Lord, was he soaked !
After he finished, I told him we were even. He grumped, and hobbled off. I 'spect the games are still afoot. Back to planning ! Gotta be prepared !
I've tried to keep my mouth shut. I really did. All last week. Then, I watched the posts across the social media spectrum, and heard politicians calling for violence and inciting to riot. The plural o... View MoreI've tried to keep my mouth shut. I really did. All last week. Then, I watched the posts across the social media spectrum, and heard politicians calling for violence and inciting to riot. The plural of ignoramus is either ignoramuses or ignorami, both are correct. Anyway, search the word and read all the synonyms. Sure puts things into perspective. Everybody out there cuttin' the fool, and showing a total lack of knowledge about civics. Y'all know my abhorrence towards abortion, but that doesn't even apply to my support for abolishing Roe. Roe was an unconstitutional power grab. When it was enacted, the SCOTUS usurped OUR rights under the 10th Amendment and created law where there was none. Should you decide I'm wrong, please direct me to the Amendment that mentions abortion and I'll gladly defer. The only thing overturning Roe did was getting the Federal Government out of women's crotches. It abolished nothing. At all. Yet, people on both sides are losing their minds over it.
Now, the power's returned to the states and the people, where it should have always been. Creating a Federal law only permitted politicians to hide behind it, who now have to answer to their constituents for their positions. The most violent demonstrations to date are in California, where they've already passed legislation in support of abortion. Why riot there? New York, too. Why? Why are pallets of bricks abandoned on the streets in D.C.? The answer's obvious. When they couldn't pass a law in CONgress or an amendment during an election, they always had the SCOTUS to make one. Roe's dismissal precludes that now, and I expect several other rulings may be visited for the exact same reasons. The first ten Amendments are called The Bill of Rights for a reason. They're OUR rights, not to be encroached upon by an oppressive tyrant. Learn these, and study the Federalist Papers on them. The words were chosen carefully.
While you're searching for the word abortion, be on the lookout for "right to bear arms". THAT one's in there. It's #2. Ignoramuses !
Can you imagine how the events of today in our nation would impress these men? Me neither.
Can you imagine how the events of today in our nation would impress these men? Me neither.
Can you imagine how the events of today in our nation would impress these men? Me neither.
Guys, no matter the gift, if you receive one tomorrow, treat it like a Congressional Medal of Honor. You're playing a vital role in the survival of our nation. Yeah, I know. Underwear, a tie, handkerc... View MoreGuys, no matter the gift, if you receive one tomorrow, treat it like a Congressional Medal of Honor. You're playing a vital role in the survival of our nation. Yeah, I know. Underwear, a tie, handkerchiefs, socks, a homemade card or gift. Maybe the most priceless of all, a big hug and thank you. That just put you in the top percentile of MEN today. The ones who are a part of their children's lives, and have inculcated those values into the next generation. Irresponsible males "touch and go", and aren't heard from again. The intrinsic value of a young heart that did what they could to thank you is the most priceless gift you'll ever receive. When you consider all the thoughts and hoping it's enough you'll understand what I mean. Yes, I've been fortunate enough to be on both sides of that coin. I don't take it lightly. I pray you won't, either. This is one of those "where the rubber meets the road" events, for BOTH sides.
I remember giving my father a hug, and crying because I couldn't afford to get him anything that year. His simple answer was "You just did", complete with a tear in his eye, was acknowledgement enough. When we lived on a trimaran transiting from Illinois to Louisiana via the Mississippi, my son did the exact same thing, and I finally understood. Material things aren't the real present. Even more so today. Children and parents who understand the love and caring in a totally functional nuclear family unit are the richest today, followed by those who might not be together but raise their children as their greatest gift. Children learn by watching and emulating, not by indoctrination. When my Dad kissed my Mother in front of us, it wasn't a peck on the cheek. If there was a reason to, they did it right. In spite of society's dogma today, love is NOT a game nor a fairy tale.
Remember the song "Teach your children well"? Yeah, CSN&Y. Might wanna play it before tomorrow. Happy Pappy's Day !
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After spending most of today helping my wife recreate her world on FB, WHEN it happens to me, I refuse to go through it. I've told everybody how to find this page on Wimkin, which is where ... View MorePOST #1 :
After spending most of today helping my wife recreate her world on FB, WHEN it happens to me, I refuse to go through it. I've told everybody how to find this page on Wimkin, which is where I'll be should they pull their shenanigans with me. They actually demanded she provide a legal photo I.D. to prove who she is, promising to delete it after 30 days. It could either be a driver's license or voter I.D. card which I found quite hysterical. WHEN it was discovered she'd voted in more than one state, I can't imagine who'd be arrested for federal election fraud. They know exactly who she is, and this is only the beginning of repercussions for not toeing the line they demand. Her Curmudgeoness page is still up on Wimkin, and I'll be sharing it shortly here after she puts it up over there, making two posts here today. It's very important.
The time we never thought would come is here. The government is fast demanding we comply with edicts that sicken the lowest among us. Should we stand up, we're censored, cancelled, doxxed, labeled terrorists, insurrectionists, red flag candidates, and enemies of the state. We no longer have the right to redress of grievances as guaranteed in our Constitution. We no longer have the right to assemble without permission and permit. Yet, the sheeple are comfortable with everything. Until they themselves become targets for non-compliance with their edicts. Alas, though, it will be too late for them. Should you doubt me, simply search "The Cairo Curmudgeon" on Google. Select the "Snowman" post. You'll find over 81,000 reactions and over 10 Million reached. Now, look at the number this post has reached out of over 7,000 page likes/followers.
Be sure and look for the second post today. I'm confident you'll probably have to hunt it yourself. You'll understand truth when you read it ! It's been fun while it lasted ! Love to all !
Post #2 AS PROMISED..FROM WIMKIN. The Cairo Curmudgeoness.
I hope you are a subscriber to your Congressional Representative's newsletter. It doesn't matter whether or not you support your Repres... View MorePost #2 AS PROMISED..FROM WIMKIN. The Cairo Curmudgeoness.
I hope you are a subscriber to your Congressional Representative's newsletter. It doesn't matter whether or not you support your Representative's views. It will give you insight into the actual "workings" of Congressional Committees.
I read my Representative's newsletter on Friday afternoon. He sits on the Homeland Security committee. He described the latest attempt
by the current administration to silence those who disagree. You will recall the Justice Department seemly labeling parents as "domestic terrorists" or the failed Disinformation Governance Board. Now Homeland Security has given at least 1 grant ($550,000) to Dr. Kurt Braddock to further his research into stochastic terrorism. He believes that classic examples of a stochastic terrorist would include Donald Trump and Tucker Carlson.
You might wonder how stochastic terrorism is defined.
"The public demonization of a person or group
resulting in the incitement of a violent act which is
statistically probable but whose specific actions
can not be predicated."
Combine this latest definition of a terrorist with the new task force whose mission it is to outline ways to combat on-line "hate and bullying" of women and LGBTQ+. Add in a little spice with the federal push for Red Flag Laws. Ummm.... folks, we need to open our eyes to what is truly happening. Our gut reactions are not off-base.
Yes, Karma IS real. Ain't gonna even pretend I might NOT'VE deserved it. Problem is, it wasn't either of us's fault AGAIN. Outsiders ! Yeah ! Them ! After the last "incident", where George got saucy (... View MoreYes, Karma IS real. Ain't gonna even pretend I might NOT'VE deserved it. Problem is, it wasn't either of us's fault AGAIN. Outsiders ! Yeah ! Them ! After the last "incident", where George got saucy (lol), I decided to make my life easier when trying to call George. I hunted all over the internet, and ordered the best squirrel call I could find to call him easily if he wasn't waiting on his table for me during cocktail hour. It arrived yesterday, and I REALLY wanted to talk to him because talking to other humans besides my family is getting really distasteful. Just ain't no middle ground anymore. No discussions. Only agendas, drivel, and dogma from the indoctrinated. Only ambivalence and false bravado from the educated. Nobody is remotely interested in reasoning to bring our nation together anymore to clip the wings of an authoritarian government. So, I'd rather talk to the animals, who employ the KISS principle, apparently quite well
ANYHEW, I confidently strutted outside with my glass, took a big swig, then started blowing the call. I'll admit, it sure didn't sound like any squirrel I'd ever heard before, so I checked. It was made in the U.S.A.. I kept blowing it, and saw excited squirrels everywhere, heading in my direction. IT WORKS ! Then, all of a sudden, I was inundated with pinecones, branches, nuts, and I could swear a truck and car or two. After I was knocked down, they started beating on me with limbs and jumping up and down on me. Yeah. George. I started yelling at him to stop, and he called off his scurry. While I was waiting for the paramedics, I asked him why. He asked ME why. I told him everything from my side, and he was in tears. Seems the "call" was damaged in shipment, and sounded like monkey farts to them. They HATE monkeys, for obvious reasons, and were coming to eradicate the incursion.
As I departed in the paramedicmobile thingy, I looked back to see George sucking up my applejack and blowing on the "call". All the squirrels were rolling around laughing. Today, I called U.P.S. and wanted reimbursement. Seems they only pay for the item, not consequential damages. Anybody know a pitbull lawyer that's hungry?
A long time ago, a friend told me about EFFECTIVE communications. He summed it up as "until I hear you repeating what I told you, you haven't HEARD me". Kinda like the auditory version of an optical i... View MoreA long time ago, a friend told me about EFFECTIVE communications. He summed it up as "until I hear you repeating what I told you, you haven't HEARD me". Kinda like the auditory version of an optical illusion. Once you see it, you can't unsee it. Until you see it, you can't. That's why most readers are more effective than others in making a point. They read the words visually, and say them mentally. Should you be so inclined as to write them down, they're almost impossible to forget. Beginning to catch my drift? Anybody, given ALL the facts, WILL arrive at the proper conclusion. That's why the media eliminates anything other than what they want you to think/say. That's called indoctrination, not education. People don't think for themselves anymore, only what they're told to think. Precisely why I tell everybody to research things for yourself. Get ALL the information, not just their "Cliff's notes" on a topic. Every one of us learns differently, and the challenge lies there. Communicating effectively.
Since we're all different, taking the tack of approaching from every degree in a circle doesn't work when you consider we're more like marbles. We're not one or two dimensional, we're all three. In order to properly communicate our point is akin to a gunner, or a pilot. Azimuth, trajectory, elevation all come into play. You know when you've hit the mark, the look on their face is clearly evident. Until then, they haven't heard you even though they've listened. No, they're not ignorant or stupid, they're just different than you. That's the critical difference today. THEY want to force everybody to be the same, WE celebrate the differences that brought us to this party. I don't need to convince you, my job's to get you to see things as I do, and let you make up your own mind. Should you disagree, fine. Help me understand why. Without force or mandates. Now, the onus is on YOU. Until I can see it and understand it from YOUR perspective, I won't. All the games you want to play are ineffective against truth seekers.
Celebrating and using our differences made us great. Socialization is destroying that. Just be you.
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