Be even more funny if it was not so true and is happening. There'd be more bombings today but the fools around the world today are just handing their countries over to them.. They will always tell you... View MoreBe even more funny if it was not so true and is happening. There'd be more bombings today but the fools around the world today are just handing their countries over to them.. They will always tell you there are just a few radicals who do that stuff. But why to you need to be a radical and be caught or blow yourself up when you can take a country over by using useful idiots to hand it to you. Just pretend you are a peaceful people and the idiots will weep for you and hand you everything. Be a peaceful radical with the same goal as the violent radical. More chance for you to live. And you won't need those 72 vigins you were promised as martyr You can just take them from the country that you conqure peacefully. Pretty much just like democrats when they get stuff from burning and looting cities peacefully.
Jeff Foxworthy and Muslims
Jeff Foxworthy writes....... Have you ever wondered why it's OK to make jokes about Catholics, Jews, Christians, the Pope, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the Hungarians, the Chinese, the French (including French Canadians), the elderly, bad golfers, men/women, blacks/whites, red necks, etc., but it's insensitive to make jokes about the Muslims?
Well, it's time to level the playing field and be politically incorrect, by including our friends, the Muslims, on this grandiose list. So Jeff Foxworthy did his part to include the Muslims on his list ...
1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but morally object to the use of liquor, you may be a Muslim.
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but can't afford shoes, you may be a Muslim.
3. If you have more wives than teeth, you may be a Muslim.
5. If you think vests come in two styles, bullet-proof and suicide, you may be a Muslim.
6. If you can't think of anyone that you haven't declared jihad against, you may be a Muslim.
7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, you may be a Muslim.
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses, other than setting off roadside bombs, you may be a Muslim.
9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, then you, too, may be a Muslim.
10. If you find this offensive and do not forward it, you are part of the problem here in America … but if you delete this, you are most likely a Muslim.