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BABY BORN WITH A FULL MUSTACHE SKIPS STRAIGHT TO MIDLIFE CRISISA newborn is going viral after arriving with a thick, dark mustache already in place. The baby skipped kindergarten and went straight to his midlife crisis. Spanish outlets are calling the hospital clip a must-see, while experts note that unusual facial hair in newborns can come from lanugo or, in rare cases, hypertrichosis. Some viewers suspect the video might be AI-generated because the mustache looks almost too grown-up. Either way, this little guy is already the most stylish patient on the ward.