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Lettuce, Meet Texas: Trump's Roast of Senate Candidate James Talarico - "This Is a Guy That Likes Lettuce, Not Steak" - Has the Democrat Scrambling to Prove He Belongs at a Texas Barbecue, and It's the Funniest Thing on the Campaign Trail!The president can't resist telling the story: "He pretends to eat meat at BBQ, excuse me!" According to Trump, Talarico spent years preaching meatless living for the climate, then suddenly started wolfing down brisket for the cameras - and the punchline gets better at every rally. Even Lara Trump couldn't keep a straight face replaying it. Talarico insists he's an "eighth-generation Texan" who's been eating barbecue forever, but voters can smell a phony from a mile off - and nobody forces Texas to choke down so much soy.The reason the joke lands isn't the lettuce - it's that Talarico's whole candidacy is a wet side salad: a climate-lecture agenda dressed up like a main course. Texans vote for the REAL thing, and they can tell the DIFFERENCE!