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KAMALA HELPS OUT Tina Toon Cartoon Published 09/23/2026 Abdul El-Sayed is trying to win a Senate seat. What he got with Kamala Harris was a traveling salad bar. Same menu as last time: Get Trump. DEI is motherhood. Medicaid talking points. A 2028 door left cracked like a fridge that never gets closed. She told Detroit that an attack on DEI is an attack on Black motherhood—by definition. By definition. That’s the kind of sentence that needs a helmet. Mothers need doctors, hospitals, and a country that works. They do not need a three-letter slogan taped to the stirrups. Then came the fruit section. She has not decided on 2028. Twenty-eight won’t matter without twenty-six. People want to believe in systems. There will be debris. Hope is a verb. Faith was a verb. Pretty soon lunch will be a verb and still nobody will know what’s for dinner. El-Sayed needed a closer. He got a guest who talks for three minutes and you still have to Google the point. That’s not a rally. That’s a listening tour of her own sentence. 2024 was the test. She took it. The country marked it in red pen. The lesson was supposed to be: talk like a grown-up, pick a lane, stop turning every issue into a Trump piñata. She learned the garnish. If this is help, send the salad back. Michigan already tasted that dish. They got explosive diarrhea. Welcome to the Democrat 💩 show. —The GrrrTeam