Texas Girl USA
on July 14, 2026
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Erling Haaland came to Texas for soccer and left with a taxidermy raccoon and two stuffed squirrels from Wild Bills country store in DALLAS, TEXAS U.S.A.
Most tourists leave Texas with a T-shirt, some barbecue sauce, and maybe a refrigerator magnet. Haaland apparently walked into the store and said, “Give me the entire woodland crime family.”
The raccoon looks like the leader, and the squirrels look like they know where the money is buried.
Somewhere in Norway, three pieces of Texas taxidermy are about to become the most confusing conversation starters in Europe.
Texas did not just send Haaland home with souvenirs from TEXAS
We gave him a raccoon, two squirrels, and a story nobody is ever going to top. 🤠🦝🐿️🐿️
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Mike Hawk
Good for him ! We need more normal white people like him in our country, matter of fact for every 3rd world scumbag we kick out we'll take white Europeans back in since theyr leaders want to flood they're country's with trash... THAT'S HOW WE MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
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July 14, 2026
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