photo #9230955

PRATT OF THE JUNGLE, WATCH OUT FOR THAT TREE… S-PRATT! Cartoon published 06/08/2026 In classic “George of the Jungle” style, Spencer Pratt came swinging into the California jungle primary like a conquering hero — and he was doing well on Election Night. Then the endless mail-in ballots began flying… and BOOM — right into a massive stack of ballots. Down he went from strong second place contender all the way to third, thus ensuring he will be out of the race. President Trump weighed in on Truth Social: “Not possible for Spencer Pratt to have lost the L.A. runoffs after the big lead he had. 3rd World Nation. Rigged Elections! Now they’ll be working on great guy Steve Hilton. Won’t have results for, possibly, TWO WEEKS, according to officials.” — President DJT Exactly. Pratt built a solid lead with Election Day votes from fed-up Angelenos. Then the usual California magic happened: Wave after wave of late mail-in ballots rolled in (mostly from deep-blue areas), and suddenly Nithya Raman was overtaking him while more ballots kept appearing. Welcome to the California Jungle. This is how it works in the Golden State now. It conducts elections like a third-world banana republic country. Mail-in ballots expanded like California wildfires, counting drags on for days or weeks, and the final tallies have an uncanny habit of shifting leftward until the “correct” result is reached. Incumbent Karen Bass sails through untouched while the challengers get tangled in the vines. When more Democrat votes are needed, they are suddenly found in forgotten lock boxes. Governor Gavin Newsom even said if Republicans look like they might take away some of the power from Democrats, he will ‘break the glass.” What does that mean, hairdo? It means cheating, and we’re seeing it unfold in front of our eyes. The communist Democrats want to win no matter what. It’s all about power and they don’t care about appearances. That’s why they’ve made laws to make it difficult to verify anything. The mail-in ballots combined with not updating voter lists or verifying signatures means corruption. The Democrats stole the election in 2020 and now they’re doing it again—and will continue to do it until people go to jail for it. California’s Democrats turn everything into shambles. They can’t build high-speed rail. They can’t solve homelessness, and they can’t run a fair election. —The GrrrTeam