photo #9201398

MUSICAL CHAIRS IN THE PRIMARIES – SOME RINOS JUST CAN’T FIND A SEAT!Tina TOON TuesdayCartoon published 05/19/2026The 2026 primaries are turning into one big game of Musical Chairs — and the RINOs are the ones left standing with their pants down when the music stops.Just look at this scene: The MAGA elephants are happily planted in their chairs, red hats on straight, ready to fight for America First. Meanwhile, poor ol’ Thomas Massie is sweating bullets in the middle of the floor, barefoot and dizzy, wondering why the music keeps skipping on him. He’s been playing footsie with Lauren Boebert while campaigning against a solid Trump-backed challenger… and now he’s standing there clutching his little “boner” phone like it’s gonna save him. Massie loves voting with Democrats and against Trump in Congress — because if you’re against everything, it’s just an excuse to do nothing. Sorry Thomas — that bone ain’t helping you this time!Over in Texas, John Cornyn is nervously circling the chairs too. The establishment’s favorite RINO is up against Ken Paxton — a real fighter who actually stands for the rule of law and doesn’t bend the knee to the DC swamp. We want Paxton to win big time. Texans know the difference between a fighter and a talker.And let’s give a big round of applause to Louisiana — they just booted RINO Bill Cassidy out of his chair. Another swamp creature sent packing. The voters are waking up!The message from the base is crystal clear:• No more musical chairs for RINOs.• No more cozying up to the wrong crowd.• No more pretending to be conservative while voting with the globalists. If you’re not putting America First, you’re going to be left standing when the music stops — and the American people are the ones turning off the stereo.What do you think? Who’s getting the boot next in these primaries?