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By Ray SistWASHINGTON, D.C. — Professional race-baiter Temu Obama was reportedly “livid” Wednesday after the Supreme Court had the nerve to rule that discriminating against voters based on skin color is unconstitutional—ruining yet another Democrat scheme to keep America permanently divided by race.In a refreshing 6-3 decision, the so-called “Trump Court” struck down Louisiana’s blatant racial gerrymander, which had been engineered with two majority-Black districts drawn by skin-tone quota. Justice Samuel Alito, writing for the majority, had the radical audacity to declare the map an “unconstitutional racial gerrymander” and point out that Section 2 of the Voting Rights Act does not require states to play racial bean-counter and rig maps to guarantee preferred political outcomes.House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries—the budget-bin Barack Obama impersonator Democrats keep wheeling out for these moments—immediately summoned the Congressional Black Caucus for an emergency press conference to do what he does best: race-bait on command. “This isn’t the Roberts Court anymore,” Temu Obama fumed with all the gravitas of a discount-shelf orator. “This is the Trump Court, and what we expect is an effort to suppress the vote and rig the midterms by refusing to let us rig the maps first!”Sources close to the career race hustler say he is “devastated” that the justices would stoop so low as to enforce colorblind justice under the 14th Amendment. Without the ability to sort voters by melanin and manufacture safe Democratic seats, Temu Obama warned, Republicans might actually have to compete in free and fair elections instead of letting Democrats win by demographic engineering.At press time, Temu Obama was reportedly drafting emergency legislation to declare the Constitution “problematic” and demanding the nine justices attend mandatory racism re-education camp.