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TDS News (Satire)Havana, Cuba – In a heroic display of allyship that brought tears to the eyes of everyone with functioning generators, two CODEPINK liberal women were photographed on a luxurious red couch this week, bravely confronting the “oppression” of the Cuban people from inside a five-star hotel owned by the exact same communist regime they flew 1,400 miles to “help.”“We’re breaking the blockade one room-service mojito at a time!” beamed one activist while her air-conditioned suite stayed lit during the latest 22-hour nationwide blackout. Her companion nodded solemnly, adjusting her “Women for Peace” T-shirt that cost more than most Cubans make in a month.Hotel records obtained by TDS News confirm the group handed over tens of thousands of dollars directly to GAESA—the military conglomerate that runs the island’s luxury tourism racket—proving once and for all that the best way to fight communism is to tip it generously in hard currency.At press time, the women were reportedly drafting a strongly-worded letter to Trump demanding he lift his cruel sanctions so future delegations can stay in even nicer regime-owned villas—while somehow still insisting the only real problem is America being mean.Reported by Lou Spussy, Senior Hypocrisy Correspondent, TDS News