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I got pulled over on the HWY for going 7 mph over the speed limit. 🚓 As the officer started walking up to my truck, i rolled my windows down ..... 🚙 My adorable and apparently INCREDIBLY smart 7 yr old Granddaughter, started screaming from the backseat: “It’s coming out!!!!!” 😱😱😱😱😱😱 “I can’t hold it any longer Paw Pawwww”😳😳😳😳 “It’s almost here!!!!!!!! Paw Pawwww!!!” Now the trooper is HEARING her scream this.... and he stands up on my brush guard leans in the window and asks her “What’s going on here???” She looks him 💀 DEAD IN THE FACE 💀 And says “I’ve got poop coming outta my butt!!”🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ He started laughing 😂😂😂😂 I must have looked shocked and embarrassed 😭😭😭😭😭 He asked how far I had to go, which was about 2 miles home. He told me to drive safe and get Miss Thang home to do her business. He could NOT stop laughing😂😂😂 As soon as we pulled away I asked “What the hell was that about???”😳😳😳😳😳😳 This kid, smirked and said “I saw it on YouTube but I didn’t think it would work”🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️ I said “So...... You're not pooping 💩?” She said nope and you're not in trouble either. OMG 👀👀👀 This kid is my hero 🦸‍♀️