A rancher was minding his own business when an FBI agent comes up to him and says, "We got a tip that you may be growing illegal drugs on the premises. Do you mind if I take a look around?"
The old ... View MoreA rancher was minding his own business when an FBI agent comes up to him and says, "We got a tip that you may be growing illegal drugs on the premises. Do you mind if I take a look around?"
The old rancher replies, "That's fine, you shouldn't go over there though." (as he points at one of his fields )
The FBI agent snaps at him, "I'm a federal agent! I can go wherever I want!" With this, he pulls out his badge and shoves it into the rancher's face.
The rancher shrugs this off and continues with his daily chores. About 15 minutes later he hears a loud scream from the field he pointed out earlier. Suddenly, he sees the FBI agent sprinting toward him with a large bull hot on his heels.
The rancher rushes to the fence and yells: "Your badge! Show him your badge!" 😂
In the late 60s, Fu was known as a sweet, friendly, playful orangutan who loved to interact with other animals and his human keepers. He even helped the keepers at the zoo while they worked with the o... View MoreIn the late 60s, Fu was known as a sweet, friendly, playful orangutan who loved to interact with other animals and his human keepers. He even helped the keepers at the zoo while they worked with the other orangutans.
Suddenly, in 1968, when the keepers arrived at the zoo, they would often find Fu Manchu and four of his enclosure-mates outside of their enclosure. The group never caused trouble or tried to leave the zoo grounds; they just wanted to hang out in other parts of the zoo.
The head keeper assumed that one of his staff was being careless and kept leaving a door unlocked. He was prepared to fire whoever was responsible.
But then it was discovered that Fu Manchu was using a key he made from a piece of wire. He hid the key in his mouth and used it to unlock the door to a maintenance area, leading to an outdoor escape!!!
You’ve got to watch it with names. Fu Manchu is like a fictional Chinese criminal mastermind!
For his problem-solving abilities the orangutan was given honorary membership in the American Association of Locksmiths. 😊
He remained a happy, friendly guy who went on to have 20 children and 15 grandchildren and great-grandchildren.
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