Sinister Midget
The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight. I thought I'd check in here real quick while I wait for the kettle to boil.
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Here's a tip for you married guys, and for those preparing to tie the knot.
When your spouse begins to get a little upset, a simple "calm down" works wonders at getting them a lot more upset.
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What's the similarity between Polish women and ice hockey goalies?
Both change their pads after three periods.
My blonde wife and I were touring a national park.
Along the way, the park ranger leading the tour mentioned that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area.
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