Political Stupid Quote of the Day:
"[The residents will] forget about the data center controversy as soon as they find out the city is getting a new Olive Garden restaurant."
— Unidentified Festus, ... View MorePolitical Stupid Quote of the Day:
"[The residents will] forget about the data center controversy as soon as they find out the city is getting a new Olive Garden restaurant."
— Unidentified Festus, Missouri, city official, in leaked text messages, before voters ousted all four incumbent council members last week for approving construction of an AI data center
For my Irish friends and family… and I actually had an Uncle Paddy… my grandmother’s twin brother… his name was Padraic. And he died twice…. Once when my mother wanted to get out of work (Nana was pi... View MoreFor my Irish friends and family… and I actually had an Uncle Paddy… my grandmother’s twin brother… his name was Padraic. And he died twice…. Once when my mother wanted to get out of work (Nana was pissed when she found out) and once for real.
My version of
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You know you're from an Irish family If;
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You have an uncle Paddy/Seamus/John,
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You have an aunty Nora/Mary/Kathleen,
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You add the words sure or well to the beginning of a sentence,
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You add the words anyway or at all, to the end of a sentence,
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E.g. well/sure I wouldn't know about that at all/anyway,
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You sometimes pronounce the word film as fillum,
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You can do a very convincing regional Irish accent.
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You still have a slight fear of wooden spoons,
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When something scares you, you say Jesus Mary and Joseph,
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You use the words feck and eejit, and put them together if you see a fecking eejit,
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You were told that an old manky pair of trousers, would be good for hacking about in,
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You understand the expression, "there's people dying now that have never died before".
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You were told a story about a situation with some relatives in Ireland, but you're not allowed to talk about it.
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You understand the expression, "that's a very watery looking sun".
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When someone says, "top of the morning to ya", in an awful Irish accent, you want to punch them in the face.
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When you see someone driving really fast you say, "I hope he's in heaven before the devil knows he's dead".
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Someone has lit a candle for you,
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You had to give something up for lent
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You were told you’d catch your death of cold if you go to bed with wet hair.
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When visitors arrived, they were given tea, food and whiskey,
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You understand that "I'll be with ya now in a minute!!" Is an acceptable sentence.
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You know that when you hear someone say, "Yeah I will Yeah." They most definitely won't.
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You've been told to "Make sure you've got clean pants on, in case you're hit by a bus".
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You're an expert at swearing.
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You've heard "come here now and let me hit ya" being said.
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You understand that people's names in Ireland can be Changed to completely different ones.
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You know how to pronounce Irish names like Siobhan and Niamh but there are some even you're not sure about.
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When you're late and in a rush, you've been told, "When God made time, he made enough for everyone".
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You've been told not to leave your coat on when you're inside, as you won't feel the benefit when you go outside.
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You've got cousins that still believe, that flat 7up cures everything.
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You're not fazed when you hear "Jesus! Mary, are you still here? I thought you went home hours ago". Even though they're standing right in front of Mary.
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You own or want to own a GAA top.
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You don't really get the whole insulting Gingers thing, as you've seen some real red haired beauties.
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You have to correct at least one American every year by telling them that it's St Patrick's or St Paddy's day, but never ever St Patty's day.
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You know that saying goodbye can take a very long time, bye, bye, bye, bye, yeah we'll speak soon, bye, bye, bye now, take care of yourself, bye, bye, bye. ☘☺☘
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