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Publius

Male. Born on December 13, 1979. Is married.

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March 8, 2021 6:11 pm

HOW THE LEFT STOLE READING (a parody of HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS) by Laura Ainsworth... View MoreHOW THE LEFT STOLE READING (a parody of HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS) by Laura Ainsworth Every kid down in Kidville liked reading a LOT But the Left, who controlled education, did NOT! They wouldn�t say why, but we all know one reason: To read the wrong book means you�re guilty of treason They also just hated the folks on the Right They said we�re oppressors �- at least, if we�re white But I think that the most likely reason of all May have been that their brains were two sizes too small Whatever the reason, their brains or their hate They cancelled the books that they deemed out of date They stared at the kids from their i-vory tower While focusing all of their brainwashing power �We can�t let them read Dr. Seuss!� they�d exclaim We have to get started erasing his name We�ll target six books with some troublesome art While keeping in mind that it�s only the start �Kids LOVE Dr. Seuss!� said the folks on the Right They knew they were facing a censorship fight �He taught children how to be loving and kind And how they could grow up to be �color-blind�� Color-blind??!� screamed the left, their eyes practically bleeding We MUST find a way to keep children from reading! To think, the un-wokeness their minds could retain They�re reading the Bible! They�re reading Mark Twain! �And old Dr. Seuss, he�s the worst of the lot If kids want to read him, we�ll say they must NOT! We�ll say he�s a bigot and lacks credibility And give all the children that book WHITE FRAGILITY �We�ll find all the books that aren�t focused on race And gather them up, and we�ll hide them someplace We�ll substitute books that reflect our obsession With transgender studies and racial oppression The kids down in Kidville would all cry boo-hoo When they found out what leftists decided to do The fun books were gone, and they felt really sad The white kids were taught they deserve to feel bad But parents arose, they had had quite enough They fought for their kids, and it got pretty rough They went to the School Board, and all had their say And their courage and heart grew three sizes that day! They brought back the books that the left had rejected And made sure that freedom of speech was protected The books were all safe and were put to good use And we, ourselves, honor the ones...by...Dr. Seuss!

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