A minister decided to do something a little different.
He said, "Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing ... View MoreA minister decided to do something a little different.
He said, "Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever Hymn that comes to your mind."
The minister shouted out "CROSS."
Immediately, the congregation started singing in unison, 'THE OLD RUGGED CROSS.'
The
minister hollered out "GRACE."
The congregation began to sing 'AMAZING GRACE, how sweet the sound..'
The minister said "POWER."
The congregation sang 'THERE IS POWER IN THE BLOOD.'
The minister said "SEX."
The congregation fell into total silence.
Everyone was in shock, they all nervously began to look around at each other afraid to say anything.
Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of the church, a little old 87 year old grandmother stood up and began to sing ........
'MEMORIES.'
Keep Smiling x
Possible arguments in favor of the proposition that solar eruptions and heat waves are related:
- Solar eruptions can release vast amounts of energy, including electromagnetic radiation and high-ener... View MorePossible arguments in favor of the proposition that solar eruptions and heat waves are related:
- Solar eruptions can release vast amounts of energy, including electromagnetic radiation and high-energy particles, that can interact with the Earth's magnetic field and atmosphere, potentially affecting weather patterns and climate conditions.
- Some studies have suggested that periods of high solar activity, during which the sun releases more than usual eruptions and flares, can be associated with warmer temperatures and more extreme weather events, both globally and locally.
- There are known links between solar activity, atmospheric dynamics, and terrestrial climate phenomena such as the North Atlantic Oscillation, which can influence the distribution of warm and cold air masses and thus affect heat waves and cold snaps in different regions.
- While it's difficult to establish direct cause-and-effect relationships between specific solar events and specific weather events, there have been instances in the past when major solar storms coincided with or preceded heat waves or droughts, such as the record-breaking heat wave in the southern hemisphere in January 2013 that followed a series of powerful solar flares.
Possible counterarguments against the proposition that solar eruptions and heat waves are related:
- The vast majority of solar eruptions and flares do not have any noticeable effects on the Earth's weather or climate, due to the complex and variable nature of the processes involved and the relatively weak coupling between the sun and the Earth's atmosphere.
- There are many other factors that can contribute to heat waves and extreme weather events, such as land use changes, urbanization, air pollution, ocean currents, and climate variability, which can overwhelm any potential influence from solar activity.
- Even if there is a statistically significant correlation between solar activity and heat waves, that does not prove causation, since there may be other hidden variables, such as atmospheric circulation patterns or ocean dynamics, that mediate the observed association.
- While solar eruptions can affect some aspects of the Earth's environment, such as the ionosphere or the magnetosphere, the evidence for direct effects on surface climate is weak and inconclusive, and there is no physical mechanism that could explain how solar particles or radiation could directly cause heat waves or heat records.
Persuasive conclusions based on evidence:
Although there is still much uncertainty and debate about the link between solar activity and extreme weather, the available evidence suggests that it is plausible that solar eruptions and flares could play a role in modulating the frequency, intensity, or duration of heat waves and other phenomena. However, this potential influence is likely to be small relative to other factors that are more directly related to human activities and natural variability, and may only manifest under certain conditions or at certain times. Therefore, while it is important to continue studying the effects of solar activity on the Earth's climate, it is not necessary or advisable to overemphasize this factor in explaining or predicting extreme weather events, and other approaches, such as adaptation and mitigation, may be more effective and cost-efficient in reducing the risks and impacts of heat waves and other hazards.
The Woman Marine Pilot
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, be... View MoreThe Woman Marine Pilot
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories.
There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved. But then the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only Janie was left.
‘Janie, do you have a story to share?'
''Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife.
She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.
''Good Heavens,' said the horrified teacher. 'What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?
“Don't mess with Mommy when she's been drinking."
A bakery owner hires a young female assistant who liked to wear very short skirts and thongs.
One day a young man enters the store, glances at the assistant and at the loaves of bread behind the coun... View MoreA bakery owner hires a young female assistant who liked to wear very short skirts and thongs.
One day a young man enters the store, glances at the assistant and at the loaves of bread behind the counter.
Noticing her short skirt and the location of the raisin bread, he has a brilliant idea.
"I'd like some raisin bread please," the man says.
The assistant nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread located on the top shelf.
The man standing almost directly beneath her is provided with an excellent view.
When she descends the ladder, he decides that he had better get two loaves.
As she retrieves the second loaf
One of the other male customers notices what's going on and requests his own loaf of raisin bread.
After many trips she is tired and irritated and begins to wonder,
"Why the unusual interest in the bread?"
Atop the ladder one more time, she looks down and glares at the men standing below.
Then, she notices an elderly man standing amongst the crowd.
Thinking that she can save herself another trip,
She yells at the elderly man,
"Is it raisin for you too?"
"No," he stammers, "But it's quivering a little"
An Englishman, Scotsman, Welshman, and Irishman are captured by the Afghan Taliban and sentenced to death by firing squad.
Before being shot they are asked if they have any last requests:
The Welshm... View MoreAn Englishman, Scotsman, Welshman, and Irishman are captured by the Afghan Taliban and sentenced to death by firing squad.
Before being shot they are asked if they have any last requests:
The Welshman says “Before I die, I would like to hear 1000 Welsh voices singing ‘Land of my Fathers’”.
The Irishman says “Before I die, I would like to see 1000 Irish dancers performing ‘Riverdance’”.
The Scotsmen says “Before I die, I would like to hear 1000 bagpipes playing ‘Scotland the Brave’”.
“And you, English pig! What is your last request?”
“Oh my God !... please just shoot me first”
God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel found him... resting on the seventh day.
He inquired, "Where have you been?"
God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through ... View MoreGod was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel found him... resting on the seventh day.
He inquired, "Where have you been?"
God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?"
"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put life on it.. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test Balance."
"Balance?" Inquired Michael, "I'm still confused."
God explained, pointing to different parts of the earth. "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor. Over here I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in all things."
God continued pointing to different countries "This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."
The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area and said, "What's that one?"
"That's Washington State, one of the most glorious places on earth. There are beautiful mountains, rivers and streams, lakes, forests, hills, and plains. The people from Washington State are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to travel the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, carriers of peace and producers of software."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But what about balance, God? You said there would be balance."
God smiled, "There's another Washington .. Wait till you see the idiots I put there”
Some interesting points...Peace is an illusion -This statement is a pessimistic view of human history and conflict. While it is true that there have been wars throughout history, it is also important ... View MoreSome interesting points...Peace is an illusion -This statement is a pessimistic view of human history and conflict. While it is true that there have been wars throughout history, it is also important to acknowledge the instances where peace has been achieved. In fact, some countries have been able to sustain long periods of relative peace.
Arguments for the statement:
1. Throughout history, humans have engaged in wars and conflicts. This can be traced back to ancient civilizations and continues to present day. Wars have been fought for various reasons including territorial disputes, resources, power, and ideology.
2. Even when there is no physical war, there is still psychological warfare happening. Countries and governments are always vying for power and influence, and use tactics like propaganda, political manipulation, and economic sanctions to achieve their goals.
Arguments against the statement:
1. While there have been many wars throughout history, there have also been many periods of peace. The longest period of peace in history, known as the "Pax Romana" lasted for over two centuries during the Roman Empire. Similarly, several European countries have enjoyed sustained peace since World War II through organizations like the European Union.
2. Wars have often been driven by specific individuals or groups, rather than representing the overall state of human existence. Many people live their entire lives without experiencing war or conflict.
In conclusion, while it is true that wars have been a constant part of human history, it is also important to acknowledge the instances where peace has been achieved. We must work towards peaceful resolution of conflicts and promote diplomacy in order to create a more peaceful world for future generations.
Some thoughts for the day...Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $7000 per month.
My grandpa started walking fiv... View MoreSome thoughts for the day...Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $7000 per month.
My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and we don't know where he is
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
The only reason I would take up walking is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
I have to walk early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing...
I joined a health club last year and spent about 400 bucks. I haven't lost a pound. Apparently, you have to go there.
Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
The advantage of exercising every day is that when you die, they'll say, 'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'
If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years, just getting over the hill.
We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads. That's my story and I'm sticking to it
AND
Every time I start thinking too much about how I look, I just find a Happy Hour and by the time I leave, I look just fine
some smooth late night jazz...
https://youtu.be/aq0m0hbCjFQ
Idle Moments (Rudy Van Gelder Edition / Remastered 1999)
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Idle Moments (Rudy Van Gelder Edition / Remastered 1999) · Grant Green
Idle Moments
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Released on: 1999-01-01
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