A lady walks into the kitchen where her husband was eating breakfast. She had a chicken in one arm. She said:
"This is the pig I have to pretend to love."
Her husband pointed out that she was holding... View MoreA lady walks into the kitchen where her husband was eating breakfast. She had a chicken in one arm. She said:
"This is the pig I have to pretend to love."
Her husband pointed out that she was holding a chicken, to which she said,
"I WAS TALKING TO THE CHICKEN!!!"
