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Cows and Government Socialism Is this the hope or the change? You have two cows. The government takes one and give one to your neighbor. Communism You have two cows. The government takes them both and promises you milk but you starve. Fascism You have two cows. The government takes them and sells you the milk. Bureaucracy You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then pours it down the drain. Capitalism You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Bain Capitalism You have two cows. You sell one, force the other to produce the milk of four cows and then act surprised when it drops dead. Redistributionism You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point that you must sell them both in order to support someone else who already got a free cow from the government.