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Thank you for supporting women. For quite sometime now, the plot has been to get rid of women and reproduction. In a plot twist no one saw coming except maybe the dictionary, former #NBA big man Enes Kanter Freedom got the boot from a #WNBA game yesterday after rocking a simple black T-shirt that dared to define “woman” as “adult human female.” Sitting courtside at the Chicago Sky-Indiana #Fever matchup, Freedom was just minding his business (and possibly plotting his own 2027 draft declaration) when #Sky guard Natasha Cloud scored, then apparently decided the shirt was a personal foul. She marched over for a full-throated meltdown, pointing, yelling, and generally treating a basic definition like it was a technical on her entire worldview. Security intervened faster than a shot-clock violation, escorting #Freedom out while he held up the offending garment like a championship trophy, later declaring he’d been ejected for “supporting WOMEN.” Somewhere, Merriam-Webster is still laughing, the crowd is still debating free speech versus free throws, and the shirt remains undefeated.