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I bet there's another one that says CREATE YOUR OWN BIRTH CERTIFICATE. It'll cost a little more, but it'll be at least as authentic as Hussein's from Hawaii.

note: If you need it notarized, Joe's auto pen will be available.

By the looks of it they have already been doing that. Here’s an idea to help out the postal service. All the junk mail you get write on it return to sender no interested if they want to send that crap and claim it on taxes hopefully they can’t claim it twice