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SWALWELL CHINESE HONEYPOT – KASH PATEL JUST REOPENED THE FANG FANG FILES!Tina Toon TuesdayCartoon published 03/31/2026It’s time to revisit the sticky situation between Rep. Eric Swalwell and Chinese Spy Christine Fang.Here’s the honey-dripping truth: Years ago, while sitting on the House Intelligence Committee (yes, really), Swalwell got himself tangled up in one of the most obvious Chinese spy honeypots since Mata Hari. Enter Christine Fang — aka Fang Fang — a glamorous Chinese intelligence operative. She cozied up to him, helped fundraise for his campaigns, planted an intern in his office, and got extremely personal with the married congressman. You know… for “diplomacy.” When the scandal finally broke in 2020, the mainstream media and Swalwell’s Democrat pals buried it quicker than a bad Biden gaffe. Swalwell gave his best teary “I was young and stupid… I mean, I cooperated!” speech, then he claimed to have cut ties—and suddenly the whole “Chinese spy slept with a congressman on Intel Committee” story disappeared faster than Hunter Biden’s laptop. Until now.FBI Director Kash Patel just cracked open the dusty “Fang Fang Files” and said, “Nah, we’re revisiting this one.” Suddenly Eric panicked, while claiming Patel is starting a witch hunt by revisiting the “FANG FANG FILES.”Swalwell can yell “witch hunt” all he wants, but let’s be real — getting honey-trapped by a Chinese spy is a special kind of clownery. Especially when one is supposed to be one of the smart ones guarding America’s secrets. Swalwell isn’t just in hot water. He’s marinating in Chinese honey. And this time, the FBI isn’t there to help clean up the mess for a Democrat — they’re the ones stirring the pot. With the Fang Fang Files bubbling back to the surface thanks to Kash Patel, this same honey-dipped congressman has the audacity to run for Governor of California in 2026. That’s right — the guy who got played by a Chinese spy like a cheap fiddle now wants to “protect” the Golden State and lecture us about leadership. Because nothing says “California promise” like a politician whose biggest foreign policy achievement was a steamy affair with Beijing’s favorite honeypot. Maybe he sees that as a campaign plus, but good luck with that, Eric.Welcome to real accountability, Congressman. Kash is in charge now… and the honey just got a whole lot stickier. ~Tina Garrison & The GrrrTeam