This morning at 3:17 AM Tehran time, President Trump authorized Operation "Bacon Sunrise."
Hundreds of C-130’s dropped 14 tons of smoked ribs, crispy bacon strips, and several full HoneyBaked hams onto strategic targets across Iran.
Pentagon sources confirm the strike was "tremendously successful" and "extremely haram—like, off-the-charts haram."
The Supreme Leader was reportedly seen on Telegram holding a single strip of bacon like it was a positive pregnancy test, tears streaming.
Trump on Truth Social:
"They said it couldn’t be done. I did it. Biggest breakfast delivery in human history. Nobody bombs better than me. Nobody. Ramadan? More like RAMEN-don—because now they’ve got the noodles!! 🇺🇸🥓💥"
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