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Let me know your perspectives on both sides of the political aile, gonna be reading more into it Reported by Lou Sasshole, Senior Foreign Policy Correspondent, TDS NewsTEHRAN — Ten years after Barack Obama heroically arranged for multiple planeloads of crisp U.S. dollars to be secretly flown to Iran’s moderate leadership on wooden pallets, Donald Trump has once again proven he knows nothing about nuance by dropping bombs on the very same terrorist the previous administration was generously funding.In 2016, the Obama administration thoughtfully delivered approximately $1.7 billion in actual cash aboard unmarked planes. Experts at the time hailed this as “smart power” that would allow Iran’s totally-not-terrorist government to pursue its peaceful nuclear ambitions without the stress of international sanctions or empty bank accounts.“Thanks to President Obama’s visionary leadership, the Ayatollah was able to properly fund his nuclear program and regional outreach programs,” said Lou Sasshole, fighting back tears of admiration while staring at a framed photo of Obama planting a tender kiss on the Supreme Leader’s cheek. “Those pallets of cash weren’t bribes or ransom — they were an investment in diplomacy. Obama even sealed the special relationship with that beautiful smooch. That’s how real presidents negotiate.”Now, a decade later, the consequences of Obama’s masterclass in statesmanship have forced Trump’s hand, leading to the bombing of senior Iranian figures.“Typical Trump,” Sasshole continued, clutching his ‘Hope & Change’ mug. “Instead of sending more cash like a civilized person, he sends JDAMs. Some people just don’t understand subtlety.”At press time, Sasshole was reportedly working on his next story: “Why Trump’s Aggression Is Actually Worse Than Iran Getting Nuclear Weapons.”(Not all presidents negotiate the same.)