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MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Area hospitals are reportedly overwhelmed after dozens of liberal women showed up in emergency rooms complaining of severe frostbite on their foreskins following protests against ICE in subzero temperatures.Local nurse Dixie Rect spoke with TDS News reporter Gabe Owners about the bizarre influx of patients.“These liberal dudes or uh I mean ladies are freezing their dicks off while they protest ICE… Literally,” Rect said, shaking her head in disbelief.According to hospital staff, the women demanded immediate treatment for the anatomically impossible condition while still wearing their “Abolish ICE” signs and pink pussy hats. Doctors remain baffled, noting that the condition has never been documented in biological females.TDS News will continue to monitor this developing story as more protesters brave the polar vortex to defend foreign Criminals.