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The weather people and the bread people are in cahoots. We convinced of it And I don’t mean “maybe.” I mean full-blown partnership. Like Batman & Robin… if Batman wore a tie and Robin drove a bread truck. Because the moment the weatherman says “WINTRY MIX,” the bread man already got his keys in his hand like, “Say less.” The weatherman be on TV acting all professional “Now folks, I’m not trying to alarm anyone…” Meanwhile he’s basically whispering to the bread man through the camera: “Move the loaves.” Next thing you know, the bread truck pulls up behind Food Lion like it’s delivering government secrets, and the bread man hopping out with that “I’m about to buy a beach house” grin. And the weatherman? Oh he smiling too. Because he don’t get paid in snow. He gets paid in cleared-out bread aisles. Now let’s get this bread. 🥖🌨️💰