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MINNEAPOLIS, MN – In a hilarious turn of events that proves karma has a wicked sense of humor, Minneapolis Police Chief Brian O’Hara – the same virtue-signaling genius who’s been whining about ICE’s “mean” tactics – got a frosty reality check when a mob of his beloved protesters chased him down the street, pelting him with actual chunks of ice. Yes, you read that right: the guy who hates ICE just got iced out by the very snowflakes he panders to.Sources say O’Hara, who fancies himself a tough cop but runs like a liberal at a gun show, was spotted high-tailing it from the scene with his officers in tow, dodging frozen projectiles like they were accountability for his own department’s failures. “It was entirely predictable,” O’Hara might say if he weren’t too busy cowering behind his desk, echoing his earlier complaints about ICE while conveniently forgetting that his city’s a hotbed for anti-cop chaos thanks to geniuses like him.Protesters, fueled by the kind of rage only a steady diet of soy lattes and MSNBC can provide, shouted profanities and hurled ice with pinpoint accuracy – or as accurate as unemployable activists can manage. One officer even got bonked, but O’Hara? He emerged unscathed, probably because cowards are slippery by nature.“This is what happens when you criticize real law enforcement while playing footsie with rioters,” said a random ICE agent who definitely didn’t laugh too hard. Meanwhile, O’Hara’s probably drafting a memo on how throwing ice is just “peaceful expression” – right after he changes his pants.Reported by Gabe Owens of TDS News, where we cure Trump Derangement Syndrome one satire at a time.