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I knew what was coming but it still made me laugh. ~~~~~ My fiancé can't stand my dog, which is precisely why I'm making this call. He's a purebred, he's been sharing my life for the past two years. He loves toys, even though he doesn't have all the educational basics yet. His hair is short but requires quite a bit of maintenance, especially on the chest — he likes to be trimmed. He barks at night, wakes me up way too early in the morning, and only accepts brand food, obviously the most expensive. And unfortunately, he doesn't give you a warm welcome when you get home, he isn't cuddly when you're at your worst. In principle he does not bite, but he is often in a bad mood and growls easily. There you go... If you ever know anyone who would be interested in my selfish, twisted, inhuman fiancé of 40 years, please come get him! My dog and I would love to find him a new home! #fblifestyle