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Yay!! Well bless my boots and call me Texas—SCOTUS just handed out pink slips like they were Oprah.“YOU lose a district! YOU lose a district! EVERYBODY loses a district!”And by “everybody,” I mean Jasmine Crockett and Al Green, who just watched their House seats vanish faster than a Democrat’s memory during a congressional hearing.Texas said, “Hey SCOTUS, hold my brisket,”And the Supreme Court said, “Bet.”Now the state’s map is redder than the sunburn you get floating the Guadalupe River with a case of Busch Light and zero sunscreen.Democrats online acting like the earth just cracked open:Jasmine’s on social media wailing about how this is “not shocking”… which is liberal-speak for “I saw it coming but I still want attention.”Meanwhile Al Green is on Facebook typing like a man who’s been locked in a room with nothing but inspirational posters and a thesaurus:“They fear my seniority!”Buddy… the only thing people fear is you saying “impeachment” every five minutes like it’s a nervous tic.And then the DNC chair pops up crying “Racial gerrymandering!” like he’s auditioning for a soap opera.Sir… SCOTUS said it was partisan, not racial.Translation: You lost because your side is bad at math, maps, and winning.Greg Abbott’s out here chest-bumping the air like he just scored the winning touchdown in overtime:“TEXAS IS LEGALLY MORE RED!”And the Rock gif? Pure art. Poetry in motion. Smells like another liberal meltdown, and I’ll be honest… that aroma is starting to smell like home.Now Jasmine’s floating a Senate run, which is adorable.That’s like getting fired from McDonald’s and saying, “You know what? I think I’ll be CEO.”And Al Green wants to run in a new district “where he resides.”Fair enough — man’s trying to keep his job like a cat hanging off a screen door.Either way?Texas just tightened its belt, rolled up its sleeves, and said, “We’re cleaning house before 2026.”And Democrats are losing their minds because for once…Math didn’t bend to their feelings.Texas stays red.SCOTUS approved.Liberals crying in high definition.Folks… I call that a good Friday.