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SENATOR KENNEDY DEMANDS MASSIVE FEDERAL PROBE INTO MAMDAÑI'S 2,184-VOTE CLIFFHANGER!"PROVE THOSE BALLOTS ARE CLEAN!"Washington, D.C. – In a thunderous Senate floor speech that halted proceedings cold, Sen. John Kennedy (R-LA) just detonated a nuclear bomb on New York City's mayoral race, demanding an immediate full-scale DOJ investigation into Zohran Mamdani's razor-thin 2,184-vote "victory" over Andrew Cuomo."Mr. President, this ain't no ordinary squeaker—this is a statistical impossibility smelling like three-day-old crawfish!" Kennedy roared, waving certified affidavits from 47 poll watchers alleging midnight ballot dumps, non-citizen voting surges in Queens, and voting machines flipping Cuomo votes to Mamdani in real time.The Louisiana firebrand invoked 2020 ghosts: "We’ve seen this movie before—ballots appearing outta thin air while Republicans sleep. If these 2,184 votes are legit, prove it federally, transparently, now—or hand the keys back to someone America can trust!"Sources say Attorney General Pam Bondi is already mobilizing FBI teams to Brooklyn. Trump weighed in on Truth Social: "Rigged NYC just like 2020—Kennedy's right, DRAIN IT!"Democrats panic as Schumer ducks reporters. Mamdani's camp calls it "racist desperation." But with recounts stalled and chain-of-custody logs "missing," Kennedy vows: "We won't certify fraud. Not this time."America holds its breath—will the probe expose the steal and flip City Hall, or crown a socialist in the heart of democracy's wound? The recount clock is ticking.