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THE GREAT MAMDINI-HE WILL MAKE YOUR FREEDOMS DISAPPEAR Cartoon published 10/27/25 Abracadabra! Here’s Zohran Mamdini, the top-hatted Houdini of communism! Ladies and gentlemen, step right up to the greatest show in New York! The race for mayor of the Big Apple—where the air shimmers with the scent of stale Marxist manifestos and the faint whiff of vanishing tax dollars! Behold Zohran Mamdani, ‘The Great Mamdini!’ The under-educated and under-qualified mayoral candidate came from Uganda and now he’s resplendent in his tuxedo of taxpayer-funded tailoring, waving his wand of woke wizardry over the Big Apple. With a flourish filigreed filibusters, he plunges his hand into the enchanted top hat labeled “POLICIES,” and poof! Out pops the bushy-bearded ghost of Karl Marx, sneering contemptuously as if he had just inherited the means of production.It’s not your grandma’s Democrat Party; this is a high-stakes, sleight-of-hand performance—where the audience—that’s you, New York—ends up holding an empty silk scarf of shattered expectations. But wait, there’s more! The hocus-pocus in this carnival of collectivism features Lady Liberty herself is being sawed in half, her torch flickering like a candle in a windstorm of regulations. Mamdani’s assistants—a scantily-clad democrat damsel and assistant is about to be engulfed in full-burqa burlesque! Cheer on Islam with cries of “Put this on!” as they swap the chains for something far sneakier: the invisible manacles of Mandini-ed, mandated equity. With one flick of his hairy wrist, freedoms will evaporate faster than Jerry Nadler’s resolve at a buffet. Gun rights? Abracadabra, gone! Free speech? Presto chango, censored into confetti! It’s all smoke and mirrors, folks—with Marx being pulled out of his grave. For the grand finale? Mamdani bows low, chains of communism clinking in his pockets, as the curtain falls on a stage littered with the illusions of utopia. Yet here’s the real magic trick: While you’re dazzled by his smile, he’s palming your liberty from you—right under your nose. So next time you hear the incantation of “Equity for all, and tax the rich,” remember—it’s not a spell, it’s a sleight of hand.It’s time to pull the plug on this commie cabaret before the whole tent collapses under its own weight of wishful thinking? Ta-da… or rather, ta-done! MAMDINI THE NOT-SO-GREAT NEEDS TO MAKE HIMSELF INVISIBLE! —THE GRRRTEAM