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Behold The Great Mamdini! Abracadabra, NYC— watch freedom vanish!Abracadabra! Here’s Zohran Mamdini, the top-hatted Houdini of communism! Ladies and gentlemen, step right up to the greatest show in New York! The race for mayor of the Big Apple—where the air shimmers with the scent of stale Marxist manifestos and the faint whiff of vanishing tax dollars!Behold Zohran Mamdani, ‘The Great Mamdini!’ The under-educated and under-qualified mayoral candidate came from Uganda and now he’s resplendent in his tuxedo of taxpayer-funded tailoring, waving his wand of woke wizardry over the Big Apple. With a flourish filigreed filibusters, he plunges his hand into the enchanted top hat labeled “POLICIES,” and poof! Out pops the bushy-bearded ghost of Karl Marx, sneering contemptuously as if he had just inherited the means of production.It’s not your grandma’s Democrat Party; this is a high-stakes, sleight-of-hand performance—where the audience—that’s you, New York—ends up holding an empty silk scarf of shattered expectations.—The GrrrTeam