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🚨 JUST IN: DOGE's "Big Balls" Edward Coristine TELLS THE STORY of how he was violently assaulted in Washington DC while he defended a woman from thugs.They are now charged. Big Balls is BRAVE."I only came out with a broken nose and a concussion. It could have been a lot worse.""I was hanging out with a group of my friends late at night and at about 3 a.m. we were wrapping up, and I was walking one of my friends back to her car and as we're walking to the car there's a group of 10 guys right across the street. And as we get to the car, she begins to fumble for the keys, they start shouting at us, and really quickly I knew something was really off about the situation.""So she unlocks the car, I rush her into the driver's seat, she's able to close the door behind her and lock the doors. And right as I turn around, they run up on me. They're just a few feet away. And they slam me against the car. They start throwing a bunch of punches. I keep my hands up. just like, alright, I'm getting a lot of punches here.""I'm just trying to protect my head the best way that I can. And luckily, the whole thing didn't last too long. The police showed up pretty quickly."https://x.com/ericldaugh/status/1972828085344141593?s=12