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TRUMP IS BATMAN Cartoon published 09/3/2025 Do you remember in 2015 when presidential candidate Donald Trump was giving helicopter rides for kids at the Iowa state fair? A little boy asked Trump, “Are you Batman?” Without a moment’s hesitation, Trump replied, “I am Batman.” In 2025, President is Batman, the prophecy has been fulfilled. President Trump is a real life Batman and JD Vance is his loyal Robin and together, they’re aggressively removing crime from our nation’s capital, Gothington, D.C. Chicago may be next. The Democrats do not like it—they support crime! Batman is more than willing to take on a rogue’s gallery of villains. Let’s break down this hilarious hall of infamy, shall we? Included are: Gavin Newsom as the Joker. He’s cackling maniacally with green hair that’s probably eco-friendly and sustainably sourced from California’s wildfire ashes. His jazzy hands wave uncontrollably. “HA HA HA,” he laughs, plotting chaos like banning gas stoves while his state deals with rolling blackouts. Newsom’s Joker is the ultimate prankster—he promises utopia, but drains wallets faster than the Palisade’s reservoir during fire season. Jerry Nadler as the Penguin. With umbrella in hand, he’s quacking about “quack” policies. The cartoon nails his waddling villainy, but here’s the real twist: Nadler is not running for re-election! Is he retiring to a life of fishy deals in the Arctic, or just admitting defeat in his quest to defeat the Dynamic Duo? Either way, this Penguin’s flippers are clipped—no more squawking or farting in the halls of Congress. “I’m out!” he declares, probably heading to a buffet somewhere in a blue city. AOC as Cat Woman—or should we say “Crazy Cat Woman”? Darkly clad with ears sharper than her tweets, she’s prowling with a “Tax the Rich!” sign, ready to claw at billionaires while purring about the Green New Deal. But in this Gotham, her nine lives might be up if she keeps scratching at the wrong capes. “Rroww!” she hisses, but Bat-Trump’s utility belt has a can of economic reality spray to fend her off. Joe Biden as Mr. Freeze. We know Joe wasn’t running the White House. Not with his frozen brain and perpetual ice age moments of “Uh…” In a pathetic attempt to sound sharp, he utters lines such as, “No joke!” and “Period.” He spews gaffes faster than the ice cream machine at Dairy Queen. “We finally beat medicare!” will go down in the Gaffe Hall of Fame. Mr. Freeze also thinks he can whip Batman, but first let’s see him defeat some stairs. Adam “Shifty” Schiff as the Riddler can spin a web of lies thicker than Gotham’s fog. “Q: When is a lie not a lie? A: When I tell one!” he quips, leaving puzzles that lead straight to impeachment hoaxes and Russia collusion capers. The Riddler’s enigmas are about to be solved—permanently—by a billionaire vigilante a determination to make bad guys accountable. Riddle me this, “Who has bug eyes and gray bars all over?” You guessed it. In true comic book fashion, Batman-Trump wins in the end. The villains are no match for his legal punches, and though they may swing wildly, none can knock down JD Vance in a debate. The Capitol dome looms in the background, a reminder that DC (both the city and the comics) is safer with the right heroes in charge. Look for the bat signal to appear in many more blue cities! –The GrrrTeam