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CREEPY JAMES COMEY THE SWIFTY Cartoon published 08/19/2025 Former FBI Director James Comey continues to embarrass himself. He must know he’s in serious legal hot water for setting up Trump in the fake Russia Collusion case. Perhaps a case is being built to prove he’s suffering from the onset of dementia in order to avoid prison. Comey posted a photo of sea shells arranged into a message that threatened the president. He claimed the beach set them up naturally, but it was obvious to everyone he was suffering from a bad case of Trump Derangement Syndrome. Now the freakishly tall 64 year-old has humiliated himself once again by proclaiming his love for Taylor Swift’s music. He described himself as ‘a Swiftie.’ He bragged about attending her concerts and said he’s eager to go again. Then he went on to recite lyrics from one of her songs. Thankfully, he did not sing them. One might wonder why a man of his advanced age listens to music marketed toward young people. Swift’s music appeals to young women in particular. Old man Comey’s admiration of Swift and her songs is downright creepy. Classical music might help cleanse his obsession. I suggest anything by Sibelius. Of course, Comey could be proclaiming his Swiftian love simply because Taylor is not a fan of Donald Trump, but when Swift notices Comey’s simpering devotion, she’s likely to switch her allegiance to Trump. — Ben Garrison