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PAM BONDI’S PROTECTED WETLANDS Cartoon published 07/12/2025 Should she stay or should she go? The Pros and Cons of Bondi’s Resignation: The Pros MAGA Pacifier: Kicking Bondi out could calm the influencer mob and stop the X platform from looking like a digital lynch mob. Trump might dodge some PR shrapnel. Fresh Start: A new AG could reset the Epstein narrative, promising transparency without Bondi’s baggage. Think of it as a political palate cleanser. Bongino’s Chill Pill: If Bondi goes, Bongino might stay, saving the FBI from a leadership soap opera. Nobody wants Dan back on his podcast full-time, trust me. Cons of Bondi’s Resignation: MAGA Whiplash: Firing a Trump loyalist could alienate some supporters, who’ll cry “weakness” faster than you can say “RINO.” The base is fickle like that. Newbie Risks: A replacement might fumble worse than Bondi, especially if they’re green. The DOJ’s not a playground for amateurs. Epstein Obsession Lingers: Bondi’s exit won’t kill the Epstein conspiracy beast; it’ll just find a new target. The MAGA base will keep chasing that “client list” like it’s the Holy Grail. The Bottom Line: Bondi’s Epstein file debacle is a masterclass in overpromising and under delivering, turning her from MAGA hero to public enemy No. 1. Bongino’s resignation threat is the cherry on this chaotic sundae, hinting at an FBI ready to combust. Whether Bondi stays or goes, the Epstein saga’s not fading anytime soon—it’s got more lives than a cat in a meme. Replacing her could hit the reset button, but with people who clamor for justice, it’s anyone’s guess if the next AG will be a savior or just another clown in the circus. Jeff Sessions, Bill Barr and now Pam Bondi are big disappointments in Attorney General choices. —The GrrrTeam