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IS THE FBI’S CREDIBILITY CRUMBLING? Cartoon published 05/24/2025 During an interview with Maria Bartiromo, FBI Director Kash Patel and his assistant, Dan Bongino, both said “Jeffrey Epstein” killed himself. Even though Epstein was not suicidal. Even though Epstein’s burly cellmate was clearly capable of choking him to death. Even though two security cameras were inexplicably malfunctioning and even though two security guards fell asleep and missed their security check. How convenient. Bill Barr at the time claimed he would get to the bottom of it, but all the Bush family stooge could do was get to the bottom of a bag of donuts. He was probably in on it. It was similar to LBJ appointing Allen Dulles (a prime suspect) to the Warren Commission to cover their trails and force everyone to accept the ‘lone gunman theory.’ How Dan and Kash can unequivocally state that Epstein was not murdered raised a lot of eyebrows. They both looked nervous. It was similar to the press conference with the Apollo 11 astronauts who looked depressed as they were forced to lie to the press. Were the two FBI officials pressured into lying? Were they or their families threatened? Who could possibly make two alpha males look so weak and defeated? The answer: An even bigger alpha named ’They.’ ’They’ could have been a consortium of mega billionaires, or MOSSAD. The latter is plausible because most likely Epstein was getting paid by the Israel’s Foreign Intelligence Agency to collect honeypot evidence in order to make US officials and leaders do what they were told. Maybe Hillary Clinton threatened to add them to her body trail. Most likely we’ll never know what the Epstein files contained. Pam Bondi might get around to eventually putting forth a watered-down version, but it’s looking like we’ll never get the full truth. “They” win again. — Ben Garrison