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TRIUMPHANT TRUMP’S MIDDLE EAST EXTRAVAGANZA: A VICTORY LAP FOR THE AGES! Cartoon published 05/17/2025 Buckle up, America—President Donald J. Trump is back from a jaw-dropping Middle East tour that’s got the world buzzing and the haters hating! This wasn’t just a trip; it was a high-octane, deal-making, alliance-building, red-carpet-rolling spectacle that reminded everyone why Trump’s the king of winning. From the sun-scorched deserts of Saudi Arabia to the glittering skyscrapers of Qatar and the UAE, Trump turned the Gulf into his personal stage, and did he deliver! Let’s talk highlights, because this trip was loaded with them. In Saudi Arabia, Trump was greeted like a rock star—think gold-plated motorcades and sword dances that’d make Indiana Jones jealous. He inked a $2 trillion investment package, with the Saudis practically throwing money at American jobs. Then, in Qatar, he sealed a $200 billion Boeing jet deal—that’s thousands of planes and thousands of jobs for American workers. Not done yet, Trump jetted to the UAE, where he brokered tech and energy deals that’ll keep the U.S. economy humming like a V8 engine. And the cherry on top? He lifted sanctions on Syria, meeting their new leader in a historic sit-down that’s got the region buzzing about peace and stability. President Trump’s rewriting the playbook on global diplomacy! Now, let’s pan the camera to the Democrats back home while Trump was out making America great again. What were they up to? Oh, just the usual: bickering over who gets to lead their sinking ship, pushing tired talking points, and whining about Trump’s every move on X. While Trump was shaking hands and signing deals, the Dems were busy holding press conferences that nobody watched, blaming “misinformation” for their woes, and trying to figure out how to spin their latest polling nosedive. Spoiler: they didn’t figure it out. Their biggest “accomplishment”? The disgraced, former FBI director, James Comey getting a visit from the Secret Service over his not so subtle seashell threat (8647) against the President. Well played Corny.🤣 Trump’s Middle East tour wasn’t just a flex—it was a masterclass in leadership, charisma, and results. The Gulf leaders couldn’t get enough of him, showering him with praise and deals that’ll echo for decades. Meanwhile, the Democrats are stuck in the mud, recycling the same old playbook that lost them the White House. Trump’s back, America’s winning, and the world’s taking notice. MAGA! —The GrrrTeam