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To continue from my post the other day about Disney screwing up Snow White...I figured I’d help them out by writing a real Snow White movie—starring Danny Trejo. If you liked the pictures I shared, let me know if I should do storylines for the others I posted about --- SNOW WHITE: BLOOD IN THE SNOW Once a feared cartel enforcer, Snow White (Danny Trejo) was betrayed by the Evil Queen and left for dead. He vanished into the cursed Black Forest, where he and seven ex-cartel assassins became legends—until the Queen’s army came knocking. Big mistake. With a chainsaw in one hand and a machete in the other, Snow White carves a bloody path of revenge, turning the snowy kingdom deep crimson.But the Queen isn’t done yet. She unleashes dark magic, raising her fallen soldiers as an undead army. The dwarfs go out in glorious, gory deaths—explosions, sniper shots, and barehanded throat-ripping. Snow White, battered but relentless, tears through the Queen’s fortress, leaving nothing but fire and severed limbs in his wake.The final showdown is steel vs. sorcery. The Queen’s magic warps reality, but Trejo’s rage is stronger. When the dust settles, the castle is in ruins, the Queen is no more, and the kingdom is a graveyard. Snow White doesn’t take the throne—he watches it burn and walks away. Because vengeance is all that matters.Rated R for blood, carnage, and Danny Trejo doing what he does best—killing motherfuckers. ---Cast List:Snow White – Danny TrejoThe Evil Queen – Helena Bonham Carter (because no one does crazy evil better)The Seven Dwarfs (ex-cartel assassins):Doc – Morgan Freeman (because someone’s gotta narrate all the chaos)Grumpy – Clint Eastwood (just permanently pissed off)Sleepy – Seth Rogen (high and setting off explosives)Happy – Willem Dafoe (because that smile)Bashful – Ryan Gosling (silent, deadly, and weirdly handsome)Sneezy – Danny DeVito (unhinged chemical weapons expert)Dopey – Matt Damon (no one knows what he does, but somehow, it works)