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BREAKING: Man keys a Cybertruck in New Hampshire in his orange pants and then denies keying the truck to police while he was still wearing the orange pants.Total moron.“Our Tesla cyber truck was vandalized this weekend in NH. While staying at our hotel, our vehicle was keyed within an hour of arriving,” said KerriL Pouliotz.“James “Jim” Pelis & Chuck Smith either didn’t know or didn’t care that they would be recorded. Charges pending! Class A felony In NH.”Police: “Did you key that Tesla?”Orange Pants Man: “No”Police: “Ok well we have you on video”Orange Pants Man: “Ok”According to the Cybertruck owner, these two are now banned from the hotel.Absolute gold. Prosecute all the way.