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✡️ WORLDWIDE JEWRY ONLY 🇮🇱 *Announcing a Special Commemorative September 17th Pager* In the aftermath of israel's successful attack yesterday & the wildly resurgent popularity of the pager amongst jews, I've formed a partnership with Alibaba to issue this custom pager. ▪️The pager will only be available to jews. ▪️Based on the pager design of those used in yesterday's attack, but slightly larger. Bigger is better. ▪️The initial production run will be for 271,301. ▪️If this jewish pager program is successful, we can expand the production up to 6 million. ▪️Every pager will be individually examined & tested for quality by my trusted team of QA/QC techs. (You can't really trust the ChiComs, amiright?) ▪️Each pager will come with a certificate of authenticity & a guarantee to function as intended. Every jew should have one of these special pagers. Trust me, you'll love them, and so will every member of your family. Get yours while supplies last.