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Wake up! We finally have the proof.Here we can clearly see a flying 5G antenna spaceship spraying 5G charged chemtrails filled with waves that spread the corona virus. The pilot Bill Gates said in an open statement: "It's a ridiculous narrative! There is no 5G spaceship and insisted he was just on an urgent mission to spray vaccines to needy folk as part of his mission assigned to him by Lord Akamana leader of the Pleiadians."Mr Gates goes on "The vaccines were transported to me via the 5D matrix grid where all time and space converge giving rise to multiverses with endless possibilities of reality. It's incredible, literally anything can happen. In one universe I even managed to convince an entire planet to use an operating system called windows 10, it was hilarious!""It's difficult to know if Bill is telling the truth" insisted one reporter.Bill has been known to make extraordinary claims in the past.Just a week prior to this event Mr Gates stated he was "Trying to teach an orangutan to recite the whole alphabet in perfect order as well as form complete sentences"."We were making great progress but the poor thing kept getting stuck at the letter Q at which point the poor animal would enter a deranged and schizophrenic state and start babbling all kinds of incoherent nonsense."Mr Gates continued "It's been amazing, the interest and fascination with the hilarious antics of the orangutan have taken the public by storm. You should see what he does with bananas!" exclaimed Bill."It's not what you expect at all! Sometimes he gets the right orifice, but usually the damage has already been done!" laughed Bill.On the days where the animal was not trying to have sexual intercourse with the American flag we could on occasions get him to point to himself and shout "Bestest!" which generated huge cheers and applause by mesmerised fans.Meanwhile son of God David Icke has criticised a reporter for misquoting him as "Making a resurgence in April" as his new theories create internet sensation.Mr Icke infuriated said "I said RESURRECTION in April you lizard tit!""It's not the first time they have been deceptive by misquoting me" insisted David.Another reporter got flack from David when he accidently misquoted him as saying "I will be blowing the lid off of a very secret and underground agenda to enslave humanity which is being orchestrated by the evil camel"David who is now self isolating has threatened to set about writing his new book titled "The life and times of Queen E-Lizard-Beth and the dangers of microwaving popcorn with 5G" which he insists is NOT satire.David is back in the public spotlight offering up alternative narratives to the emergence of pandemics which are thought to be passed to humans via our close proximity with infected animals. But David has a far more convincing and simplistic theory.... In a recent interview David attempted to shed some light on 'what's really going on'."With the newly imposed 5G mind control agenda the alpha and beta brain functions can be hijacked to create FULL MIND CONTROL where one can be programmed to do evil deeds for the cabal. This has been going on for some time and unsuspecting SHEEP victims are not even aware of how they are being MANIPULATED. It took me a while to figure out what was really going on. But one day I found myself at home eating a rum and raisin ice cream. It seems innocent enough doesn't it."David extended his arms out wide "I DON'T EVEN LIKE RUM AND RAISIN ICE CREAM. I LIKE VANILLA!"- Interview terminated.- Vegly.