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A guy is walking along a New Jersey beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish.The guy thinks for a moment and says, "I want to live forever.""Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life.""OK, then, I want to die after the Democrats balance the budget and eliminate the debt.""You crafty bastard," said the genie.https://imgflip.com/i/818920