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Golly, I Love Weenus Toast Loaf! Arden the Bestselling Book *Health in the Coming Weenusocracy Available at beter bookstores neit yout PRE-TOASTED TOASTis the HEALTHIEST TOAST! Glendoreena doesn't care that Weenus T Pr slice! Loaf toasted...She's just glad to tuck into another And just try to tell her that pre-toasted toast is far healthier than other do-it-yourself varieties...but it will fall upon deaf ears; ears deafened by the crunchy goodness of Weenus Toast Loaf! When Arden Weenus first discovered in 1943 that home-toasted bread lost almost 98% of its goodness, he developed his ground-breaking 'vacuum osmosis toasting process. 'This seals in the essential vitamins and minerals normally lost in toasting, while infusing every slice with a bonus helping of the health-inducing, super-mineral Cadmium recommended by Arden himself - to invigorate the human mind, hhemistry and moral spirit. "Cadmium is essential to maintaining a balance of the 4 bodily humors, and contributes greatly to our ability to fight Communism and other moral evils," reports Mr. Weenus, "and it is our responsibility to ingest as much of it as we can if we are to be victorious." You can find Weenus Toast Loaf, filled with life- giving Cadmium in every delicious pre-toasted slice, at your local Southern California supermarket. PRE-TOASTED gs TOAST LOAF Enriched With CADMIUM Arden Author 'Beseling Author