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A Partial List of Things that I am Dead Set Against … 😊 ...1) The wearing of a Baseball Cap at any time other than when one is playing baseball …2) Shiny, Polished, Shaved Heads on anyone who isn’t already completely bald to begin with …3) Coffee Mugs with writing on them … (especially when it’s supposed to be clever, funny, or insightful) …4) Coffee Mugs with pictures of flowers, birds, sunsets … (or anything else) … on them …5) Tattoos on anyone other than United States Marines and Cannibals …6) Jeans of any color other than blue …7) Bowties on anyone older than the age of six … (except when also wearing a tuxedo) …8] Dress Shirts with collars of a different color … (for accent) ... (geez) ...9) Tee-Shirts with messages or pictures …10) Automatic Transmissions …11) Complicated Cocktails with pretentious names … (and umbrellas) …12) Artificial Sweeteners and Faux Furs …13) Vulgarity … whether written or spoken … (except when absolutely necessary) … (which is extremely rare) …14) dead set against lists of what someone is dead set against ... ... (more to come) ... (no doubt) ...… 😊 …