I once had a date over when I was poor and lived in the barrio, and we both came into the kitchen for more drinks when we discovered a giant cockroach in the kitchen. She looked horrified and it haule... View MoreI once had a date over when I was poor and lived in the barrio, and we both came into the kitchen for more drinks when we discovered a giant cockroach in the kitchen. She looked horrified and it hauled ass. I screamed at it as it fled, "GO!! AND WARN THE OTHERS!!" which amused me a great deal, but it didn't salvage the date. I did fuck her cousin like 2 weeks later and for a substantial amount of time so there's that.
