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Maria and Vera meet in the afterlife.
Maria: 'Hi Vera.'... View MoreFrom a reader:
Maria and Vera meet in the afterlife.
Maria: 'Hi Vera.'
Vera: 'Hello Maria. So how did you die?'
Maria: 'I froze to death.'
Vera: 'How horrible!'
Maria: 'It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?'
Vera: 'I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.'
Maria: 'So, what happened?'
Vera: 'I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, then down into the basement, and then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere. I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.'
Maria: 'Oh, you gotta be kidding me.'
Vera: 'What's wrong?'
Maria: 'Too bad you didn't look in the freezer, we'd both still be alive.'