You might be a progressive liberal if your life�s goal is to be a guest on all three of the Jerry Springer, Maury and Steve Wilko's Shows.
You might be a progressive liberal if you are jealous of ever... View MoreYou might be a progressive liberal if your life�s goal is to be a guest on all three of the Jerry Springer, Maury and Steve Wilko's Shows.
You might be a progressive liberal if you are jealous of everyone that is wealthier than you and look down on everyone who isn�t.
You might be a progressive liberal if your role models are Jeffery Epstein, George Floyd, Bill and Hillary Clinton, Caitlyn Jenner and this week�s new rap singer.
You might be a progressive liberal if you protest by licking dirty toilet seats, wearing pink pussy hats and/or rioting, looting and burning buildings.
You might be a progressive liberal if you got your college degree in the philosophy of political basket weaving.
You might be a progressive liberal if you actually believe that the mainstream media presents all the factual news and always tells the truth.
You might be a progressive liberal if you actually believe that any establishment Democrat politician is honest.
You might be a progressive liberal if you feel all conservatives should die a long slow lingering horrible death.
You might be a progressive liberal if you feel like you are a victim of corrupt capitalism and are entitled to so much more.
You might be a progressive liberal if you believe only the government can to take care of you and keep you safe.
You might be a progressive liberal if you believe that everyone else in the world is responsible for all your problems.