Sinister Midget
I'd been bothered for days, and finally decided to talk to my wife about it. "Honey. I'm having a problem that's been bugging me for almost a week." She said, "Why'd you put it off? We're in this to... View More
Sinister Midget
I was flying cross-country yesterday. This woman and her son were in the seats in front of me. The kid got up in the seat and looked back at me. Everything I did he would do: I blew my nose, he blew ... View More
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Sinister Midget
The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight. I thought I'd check in here real quick while I wait for the kettle to boil.
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As a kid, Chuck Norris didn’t finish his vegetables. He finished them off.
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Dracula went to his doctor. "Doc," he said. "I'm really worried! For the past 3 or 4 days there's been no blood in my stool!"
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I was flying cross-country yesterday. This woman and her son were in the seats in front of me. The kid got up in the seat and looked back at me. Everything I did he would do: I blew my nose, he blew ... View More
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