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Sinister Midget
Here's a tip for you married guys, and for those preparing to tie the knot.
When your spouse begins to get a little upset, a simple "calm down" works wonders at getting them a lot more upset.
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What's the similarity between Polish women and ice hockey goalies?
Both change their pads after three periods.
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Chuck Norris can sketch a portrait using an eraser.
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My blonde wife and I were touring a national park.
Along the way, the park ranger leading the tour mentioned that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area.
My wife said, "Wow! I never thought din... View More
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My wife likes to go dancing. But I never could get very good at it. I tried. A lot. Even took lessons and bumbled through.
There are two things that keep me from getting any good. My left foot, and m... View More
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I heard all of the saints were attractive, with one exception.
They say Saint Bernard was a real dog.
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What is it called if a king has too many knights?
A sir-plus.
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A cop came to my door saying he was trying to find a burglar with one eye.
I told him he might find one faster if he opened the other eye. too.
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My spouse constantly asks me questions. All day, every day.
She’s my whyfe.
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I saw an article that claimed Q hooked up with Lorena Bobbit.
The author claimed from now on he’ll be called O.
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My German friend dropped me off at the airport.
As I was getting out he said, “Gute fahrt!”
I said, “Wasn’t me. I don’t smell anything. Thanks for the ride.”
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