
Stephen Richardson
Yo mama so fat she makes roller coasters shimmy
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Your mama so fat her booty cheecks cover both sides of the loveseat
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Yo mama so fat that when she goes jogging, the world spins just a little faster.
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Yo mama so stupid, she got lost in her own backyard.
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Yo mama so fat that Google Earth asked her to move out of the way so that they could continue filming
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Yo mama so nasty she has more crabs than Red lobster
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Yo mama so bald that I can skip stones across her head
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Yo mama so stupid her speak n spell slapped her in the face
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Yo mama so nasty that she Bob's for apples in her toilet.
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Yo mama so fat her portrait was drawn by Rand McNally
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Yo mama so fat the pizza delivery guy has to use a flatbed trailer
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Yo mama so fat that when she gets in her car her nipples press against the windshield
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Yo mama so fat she doesn't get meals on wheels. She gets some meals on freight trains!
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Yo mama's ears are so big that she can hear a parakeet break a wind in Bangladesh
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Yo mama's Parkinson's is so advanced that home Depot hired her as a paint can shaker
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